I love spicy foods. Especially when I'm dealing with sinus and allergy woes - anything that makes the sinuses go "BOOM!" makes me happy.
Today I was going to hit up Taco Bell for lunch and get some of that hellfire hotsauce or whatever it's called, when I got caught by a free sample of orange chicken at the Chinese joint next door (hurray for mall food courts! the variety, the free samples, the heartburn!). It was quite good, but next to it was a spicy sweet and sour chicken. Got a taste of that, and then noticed, a few bins over, their General Tso's chicken. With visible red chili peppers. And pepper seeds all over the place.
It had to be that one.
Got their small dinner with one entree and one side (got their chow mein, yum!). Couldn't resist the crab rangoon, and splurged with a Coke to finish it all off.
Started to feast.
Started to
melt. Nose first, then eyes, then I swear I felt the flesh of my cheeks sliding down my face. Oh, DAMN but it was good! Painful, but good!
I paid probably twice what I would have at Taco Bell, but it'll easily make 2-3 meals for me, so I call that a whopping bargain. And the guy at the counter was cool - I came back for a to-go box, and he actually took my plate, positioned the box over it, and neatly flipped it all in for me. I gave 'em a tip in their jar.
Well worth it.
So...informal poll: Hot & spicy, or mild and safe? If you're on the wild side, what's the hottest thing you ever ate/attempted to eat?
For me, I have to confess it was on a dare... Years ago, in OK, I went with my then-girlfriend to a restaurant that I think was a Korean/Vietnamese fusion (not wholly sure; the town also sported a Thai/Italian restaurant, so anything was possible). One would think that a shrimp dish with water chestnuts would be relatively safe, even if it was listed as spicy. One would not have been counting on the black chili peppers in the sauce. Yes, black. The shrimp had totally picked up the heat, and it was intoxicating.
Then she dared me to eat a pepper.
I did.
Dear. Holy. MotherofGOD! It was like a thermonuclear explosion through the roof of my mouth, past the sinuses and straight into the frontal lobe. Then...the entire left side of the interior of my mouth went NUMB...except for throbbing. Nothing worked to put it out, either: I tried butter, steamed rice, room-temperature tea - nothing. Only time. Eventually the tea helped a little, but...DAMN. That was without a doubt (a) the most intense food experience I have had to date; (b) the stupidest dare I've ever taken on; (c) absolutely frickin' memorable. I'll be telling that story in the nursing home...
...while pouring Frank's Red Hot Sauce on my Cream of Wheat. XD
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